Your kids shouldn’t be the only ones earning badges. After all, you’re the one who’s been pooped, peed and thrown up on. You’re the one who had to flush the goldfish down the toilet and wipe the tears. You’re the one who’s been driving around endlessly for years.

So now you can be proudly display your Mama Merit badges, proving to the world that you’ve braved the scorn of fellow passengers while flying with toddlers, read the same bedtime story so many times you no longer need the book, and even managed to have sex in the 20 minutes between “Yo soy Dora” and “We did it!”

Make sure you check out the real-life stories featured on the website, which are as much fun as the iron-on badges themselves. Read them as you laugh, cry and cringe in recognition, and realize that you really do deserve a medal.